My "Wild" Weekend

I'm trying to think of the best way to put this. My cousin and I were accused of something pretty harsh and out of the blue.

Just trying to write that sentence took a few deletes and me making weird looks because I couldn't think of how to put it in a good way, but I guess that's the best way. 

 A few weekends ago, my cousin and I had a girls weekend. We had the house all to ourselves and we made plans to:

1. dye our hair
2. at home mani's and pedi's
3. listen to music & just relax

We accomplished our plans, but with a few bumps along the way. TOO many if you ask me!

 We did our hair :) I put some blue streaks in...they didn't come out the way we planned :(

 My cousin made frappachino's (sp?) they were DELICIOUS!

We also cleaned poop off of a cat's butt, but I don't think my cousin would want me to put that pic up here...haha, it was gross!

While just trying to enjoy some girl time and talk about boys (we love them and we think they're stupid at the same time...girls, I know you agree!) Some people kept interrupting our time together. All these chitlins would come knockin' on the door asking for food and would just sit in the kitchen till we made them something (well, till Kat made them something) or we kicked them out....they were like lil parasites...entertaining and annoying at the same time. I'm surprised we even got the things on our list done!

All in all, we had a decent girls weekend when the chitlins were out of the picture...BUT, apparently we did something we had no idea about....this is where it gets good...trust me.

This was an accusation from a lady, who I believe, is a bit nuts...she wasn't even in town when me and my cousin had our girls night. She said she has an eye witness that saw it all happen. Here's what she said went down...
Apparently, me and my cousin had this wild party where we got really drunk intoxicated and we smoked pot did drugs and did some very nasty thing with her son.

When I heard this story, I couldn't believe it...it was too wild, made me infuriated that's for sure because the woman has only seen me about 2 times...cuz we all know I'm a big partier..oh yeah...not. It was crazy...she messed with the wrong family, that's for sure. Let's just say we dealt with that problem. :) We won't have to deal with her anymore, THANK GOODNESS!!

Now me and my cousin joke about it and our parents call us names, but what that lady did was just down right wrong and hurtful. I hope none of you guys are that nuts, if you are, I will pray for you.

I thought y'all would enjoy a story for some down time :)

You ever been accused of something that you definitely know didn't happen?? What's your story?